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Can you be the perfect lover?

Post by mammothboot on Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:38 pm

因為前一天太晚睡,今天早上醒來時,發現就要遲到了,於是急急忙忙地趕去坐捷運,但奇怪的是身邊的人都一直 盯著你看,原來是你做了一件糗事,請問是什麼事?


A你的鞋子左右不一樣
B你的鈕釦釦錯位置
C你的褲子拉鍊忘了拉
D你的褲底有一個明顯的破洞











































A
你是一個明眼的聰明人,遇到不同類型的情人,就能使出不同的招術應付,所以無論你每一段的愛情結局如何,都 能讓情人對你讚不絕口、回味無窮,是熟諳愛情遊戲技巧的高手。

B
你覺得所謂的標準情人,應該是讓愛的雙方都有愉快幸福的感覺,而不是一方享受、另一方辛苦;一方自由、另一 方不自由,無論世俗標準如何,你只願意做自己認為對的方式。

C
你很努力當一個標準情人,不僅自己因此而感到快樂,對方也覺得很舒服;雖然你似乎付出得太多了一些,不過由 於情人可以明確感受到你的真心,所以並不會拿了好處還故意傷害你。

D
你從來都不覺得當標準情人是值得驕傲的事,所以你一直都是用自己的方式在對待情人,至於情人能不能接受,你 並不太在意,總覺得合則來、不合則去,反正你比對方瀟灑,受傷的人絕不會是自己。
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Re: Can you be the perfect lover?

Post by mammothboot on Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:38 pm

C
你很努力當一個標準情人,不僅自己因此而感到快樂,對方也覺得很舒服;雖然你似乎付出得太多了一些,不過由 於情人可以明確感受到你的真心,所以並不會拿了好處還故意傷害你。

Yeah, I am almost perfect. Razz
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Re: Can you be the perfect lover?

Post by qiaoyan(: on Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:44 pm

C
你很努力當一個標準情人,不僅自己因此而感到快樂,對方也覺得很舒服;雖然你似乎付出得太多了一些,不過由 於情人可以明確感受到你的真心,所以並不會拿了好處還故意傷害你。

LOL, i thought peepo will choose that cos is COMMON!

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Re: Can you be the perfect lover?

Post by aiwei :) on Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:20 am

B
你覺得所謂的標準情人,應該是讓愛的雙方都有愉快幸福的感覺,而不是一方享受、另一方辛苦;一方自由、另一 方不自由,無論世俗標準如何,你只願意做自己認為對的方式。

Haha. I choose this because I got into this situation before ):

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Re: Can you be the perfect lover?

Post by Professor Feli! on Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:50 pm

I thought got
E
Stain on my shorts.
Im super afraid of that larhs!
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Re: Can you be the perfect lover?

Post by lancerralliart on Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:45 pm

lolx...i dun commit ani of dis lehz...haha...
budden i always tink ppl staring at my hair...lolx...

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Re: Can you be the perfect lover?

Post by LianGx2 on Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:53 pm

C
你很努力當一個標準情人,不僅自己因此而感到快樂,對方也覺得很舒服;雖然你似乎付出得太多了一些,不過由 於情人可以明確感受到你的真心,所以並不會拿了好處還故意傷害你。

i oways get into this situation..
tts 1 of the reason i prefer tshirt to shirts Xd
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Re: Can you be the perfect lover?

Post by Professor Feli! on Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:34 am

LianGx2 wrote:C
你很努力當一個標準情人,不僅自己因此而感到快樂,對方也覺得很舒服;雖然你似乎付出得太多了一些,不過由 於情人可以明確感受到你的真心,所以並不會拿了好處還故意傷害你。

i oways get into this situation..
tts 1 of the reason i prefer tshirt to shirts Xd

Harhs? Whats tshirt got to do with zip?
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Re: Can you be the perfect lover?

Post by LianGx2 on Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:13 am

Professor Feli! wrote:
LianGx2 wrote:C
你很努力當一個標準情人,不僅自己因此而感到快樂,對方也覺得很舒服;雖然你似乎付出得太多了一些,不過由 於情人可以明確感受到你的真心,所以並不會拿了好處還故意傷害你。

i oways get into this situation..
tts 1 of the reason i prefer tshirt to shirts Xd

Harhs? Whats tshirt got to do with zip?

AHH CRAP!! i meant B!! >.<

B
你覺得所謂的標準情人,應該是讓愛的雙方都有愉快幸福的感覺,而不是一方享受、另一方辛苦;一方自由、另一 方不自由,無論世俗標準如何,你只願意做自己認為對的方式。
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Re: Can you be the perfect lover?

Post by mammothboot on Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:36 pm

lol. loser....
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Re: Can you be the perfect lover?

Post by Professor Feli! on Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:18 pm

Hahas! Okays okays (: Seee, lucky Im observant X:
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Re: Can you be the perfect lover?

Post by lancerralliart on Sat Jun 21, 2008 3:22 pm

lolx...gl u suck man...haha...
budden shirts can oso hav zip de mahz...my father hav one...
he say it was veri stylish abt 30 yrs ago...loLx..

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Re: Can you be the perfect lover?

Post by LianGx2 on Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:07 pm

lancerralliart_evo wrote:lolx...gl u suck man...haha...
budden shirts can oso hav zip de mahz...my father hav one...
he say it was veri stylish abt 30 yrs ago...loLx..

ahaha.. wat sia.. =.=
everybody makes mistakes!!
juz tt i make a little more than others^^ WAAHAHA Xd

n marcus.. I DUN SUCK!! LOL Xd
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Re: Can you be the perfect lover?

Post by lancerralliart on Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:00 pm

lolx...k lor...
aniway u wan the zipper shirt??...hahaha

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