Cold jokes.....Brrr

Q: McDonald's uncle and KFC uncle, which one is more skilful?

A1:

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Mac, cos Mai Dang Lao "shu3 shu4 you3 lian4 guo4".

A2:

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KFC, cos Mac uncle have to sit on bench but KFC uncle can stand the whole day.

A3:

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KFC, cos Mac uncle is a clown

Q: Singapore got a lot of FT's, like yin4 lao2 (indonesian workers) and fei1 lao2 (phillippines). But which kind of FT earn the most?

A:

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McDonald's. Mai4 Dang1 Lao2.

Q: Why cannot sleep with an empty stomach?

A:

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Cos you will have "er4 (hungry) meng4".

Q: What kind of bird is the most unlucky?

A:

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Ma2 Que4, cos "ma que shui siao" (suay siao).

Q: A captain bought a new ship. He loaded all the electrical applicances onboard, except TV. Why?

A:

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Cos "xin1 chuan2 mei2 dian4 shi4" (Mediacorp).

Q: 2 birds sitting on a tree branch, a goat was eating grass below the tree. a hunter came by, saw the goat and shot it. the female bird said something to the male bird and tio raped. what did the female bird told the male bird?

A:

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"xia mian yang si le".

Q: Xiao Zhu (Pig), Xiao Mao (Cat) and Xiao Gou (Dog) went for a class. The teacher will ask who to bei4 (read aloud) the textbook first?

A:

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Dog, cos "wang4wang xian bei".

Q: Xiao Ming stepped on shit, but why isn't his shoe dirty?

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He never wear shoe in the first place.

Q: Why after dinner, the whole family like to sit down in front of the TV and watch TV?

A:

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Cos if you stand, is very tiring.

What thing...that the maker doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, the user cannot see?

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A coffin

what is beethoven doing now??

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He's decomposing...

What does Sentosa stand for?

Spoiler:

So Expensive, Nothing TO See Aalso

Eh last de not cold jokes lah. It is a joke.

Q: One day (you yi tian), Xiao Ming and Xiao Hua went to eat at the restaurant. After they finish, Xiao Ming and Xiao Hua left the restaurant without paying and the manager didn't mind. Why?

A:

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Cos their friend "you3 yi4 tian1" pay alrd.....

Why is the soccer field become very hot after the soccer match?

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Cause all the fans went home already.

Which one is more painful?
a)Coconut fall from a tall tree and hit ur head
b)Durian fall from short tree and hit ur head

Spoiler:

Both wrong...is ur head painful